The Impossible List

It’s a lifelong, ever-evolving version of a bucket list. Every time you accomplish something, you add new goals, experiences, or challenges — so the list is technically impossible to fully complete. The goal is growth and momentum, not reaching an endpoint.

Marketing Goals

  • Create 100 LinkedIn posts in a year
  • Reach 1,000 LinkedIn followers organically
  • Design a campaign I’m still proud of 5 years later
  • Start a creative marketing newsletter
  • Create a mini brand from scratch just for fun
  • Make a campaign that gets shared outside your own network

Career Goals

  • Learn motion graphics for ads/social
  • Obtain Microsoft Expert Certifications
  • Learn how to edit professional short-form video
  • Lead a full company rebrand
  • Speak at a marketing event or conference
  • Have a campaign featured in an article or publication
  • Create a campaign inspired by a movie or video game aesthetic
  • Design marketing for an imaginary company
  • Network with 500 new people

Writing Goals

  • Finish writing a novel
  • Publish a book
  • Reach the New York Times bestsellers list for 5 consecutive weeks 
  • Become an award-winning author 

Hobby Goals

  • Find a total of 1,000 geocaches 
  • Find a total of 16,000 geocaches
  • Find a total of 100,000 geocaches
  • Read every single book on my tbr list (trust me – there’s a lot of them) 
  • Watch every movie and rate them on Letterbox’d
  • Reach level 1,000 on Hay Day 
  • Complete a Minecraft gameplay run
  • Complete my playlists on SoundMap
  • Obtain all achievements on Steam for games I own

Travel Goals

  • Visit New York City, USA
  • Visit California, USA
  • Visit Austin TX, USA 
  • Visit Hawaii, USA 
  • Visit London, England 
  • Visit Paris, France 
  • Visit Forks WA, USA 
  • Visit the Maldives 
  • Visit Orlando FL, USA
  • Visit Toronto, CA
  • Visit Japan
  • Visit Lake Como, Italy
  • Visit Las Coloradas, MX
  • Visit Amsterdam, Netherlands 
  • Visit Stockholm, Sweden
  • See the Northern Lights 
  • See Elephants in their Natural Habitat

Life Goals

  • Own a house
  • Own a car (October 2025)
  • Get something named after me
  • Have a positive impact on the world
  • Start a blog
  • Grow my social media accounts significantly